Potato Defense Fund Swag

THE Potato Defense Fund Window Clings

Join the starchiest battle of our time. The Great Potato War against Work Sharp is in full swing, and we need reinforcements. These glorious potato window clings or stickers let you proudly display your allegiance—on your shop window, bathroom mirror, water bottle, or anywhere that needs more tuber energy.

Are they EDC? No. Edible? Definitely not (please don’t). Good quality? Not particularly. The window clings have been hanging in the sun and then squashed into our warehouse and will most likely arrive a bit wrinkled and faded.

But they are your ticket to helping Knafs gain the upper hand in this war of spuds. Every cling purchased helps fund future potato-related shenanigans, escalation strategies, and general tomfoolery.

Slap one on and declare to the world: I stand with Knafs. I stand against potatoes. 🥔

Missed the start of the war? Here's the gist of it.

Here’s how it all started: Ben visited the Work Sharp crew in Oregon. Solid trip. Great people. For the first meal they even offered a breakfast burrito. Yum, right? Except Ben bit into it to discover it was 100% potato wrapped in a tortilla. Or like 95% potato. And call the guy old-fashioned, but he believes a breakfast burrito should have a bit of egg, maybe some bacon.

Then every meal that week? Potatoes. Tucked under steaks. Hidden carefully in a carne asada burrito. Potatoes everywhere. Naturally, this became the inside joke for the group.

Fast forward to Blade Show. Ben gifted a humble bag of taters and a thank you note to Work Sharp. And what do they do? They snuck a lone potato into our booth. So we counterattacked—stashing a few spuds in their booth, and even slipping some into their bags for the trip home. Harmless fun, ya know?

But then. . . they escalated. Our entire storefront got potatoed. Our website got potato reviews. Our social media had potato puns.

And now our business has been derailed to plan our revenge.